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Offline BDL

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Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Conspiracy
« on: February 14, 2019, 06:30:15 PM »
Chuck E. Cheese has recently been accused of conspiracy. The allegations are that Chuck E. Cheese takes the leftover pizzas from guests after they leave and heat them up for the guests that come in at a later time which would explain why Chuck E. Cheese pizzas’ crusts don’t line up and they’re completely different sizes from the rest of the slices of pizza. The couple times I’ve visited Chuck E. Cheese, I’ve also noticed this.

hhhmmm.... They’re definitely hiding something!
https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/02/14/chuck-e-cheese-pizza-conspiracy-theory-youtube

« Last Edit: February 14, 2019, 06:35:03 PM by BDL »
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Re: Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2019, 08:24:41 PM »
Looking at the image, it looks like a less than perfect circle of dough.  Except for the size
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Offline Allan F

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Re: Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 09:02:27 PM »
Reminds me of a discotheque in my town some years ago. A successfull business was sold to a not-a-clue guy, who wanted to own a disco. He had enough money to buy it and run it for some time, then the problems set in. When people bought a beer, and left some of it in the bottle on the counter, the staff was instructed to take that bottle, and fill it up with another partially-consumed beer. A guest figured this out, bought a beer and a red soda, drank the beer, refilled the bottle with the red soda, and left.

The next guest, who ordered a beer and got 25 cl of red soda and 8 cl of beer wasn't quite satisfied, and made a big fuss about it. The discotheque closed a few days later, and the original owner bought it back for half the price he sold it for.

Note that danish 33 cl beer bottles are made from a distinct dark green glass. The bottles are recycled endlessly by all danish breweries.
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Re: Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2019, 06:45:06 AM »
Looking at the image, it looks like a less than perfect circle of dough.  Except for the size
And a bit of readjustment of that suspiciously out-of-place slice makes it look a lot more like a hand made base with all the cut bits of topping matching up.  This smacks of someone trying to invent a scandal to get at Chuck E. Cheese, possibly for bad service or something...
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