Author Topic: Kids say the darnedest things...  (Read 3554 times)

Offline Peter B

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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2019, 08:26:41 AM »
Mummy goes in to check on the kids two hours after bed time. 6YOD leaps up to give Mummy a big hug.

6YOD: Hello Mummy-doodles! What are the names of the four corners?

Mummy: What?

6YOD (pointing up, down, to the sides): North, south, east, west. What are the names of the four corners in between.

Mummy (considering this isn't particularly the time to engage in extended Q&A sessions): Go to bed!
« Last Edit: March 12, 2019, 08:31:29 AM by Peter B »

Offline gillianren

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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2019, 01:13:40 PM »
Oh, have I been there!
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