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Offline Ranb

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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2018, 05:55:58 PM »
My daughter is bringing her little girl to her 1st day of kindergarten.

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Mom; You have fun, okay?
Daughter; Ignores her mom.
Mom; Behave?
Daughter; Ignores her mom.
Mom; Don't beat up nobody, don't be rude.
Daughter; I won't !!!

Mom; Love you baby.
Daughter; I love you too.
I thinking, "Just how tough is my granddaughter anyway?"  I have it all on video.  :)

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Offline gillianren

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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2018, 10:37:15 AM »
Simon comes in brandishing a small orange.  "This is evil!"

". . . Evil?"

"Yeah!  People aren't supposed to give fruit and vegetables in trick-or-treat bags.  They're supposed to give pure sugar!"
"This sounds like a job for Bipolar Bear . . . but I just can't seem to get out of bed!"

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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2018, 09:00:51 AM »
Not a kid saying something, but I didn't want to start a new thread. My Grandson Finley woke up to a Space Elf on a Shelf, yesterday.  :)
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things...
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2018, 10:48:50 AM »
We aren't doing that, because creepy and wrong, but if we did have an Elf on the Shelf, sending it to orbit would be just about right.
"This sounds like a job for Bipolar Bear . . . but I just can't seem to get out of bed!"

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