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Offline twik

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Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« on: June 30, 2017, 03:08:49 PM »
Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones is espousing the theory that NASA has been blasting children into space for 20 years http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars, leaving them stuck on Mars with no choice but to participate in slave labour.

According to Jones,

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“...clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” Jones said.

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2017, 08:23:25 PM »
And the President of the United States has that guy on speed-dial. Scary.

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2017, 12:19:24 AM »
....but but but.. what about the searing radiation hell? What about rockets don't work in space? What about Pathfinder/Spirit/Opportunity/Curiosity are all fake?

The stupid is strong in this one!!
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2017, 11:42:28 AM »
....but but but.. what about the searing radiation hell? What about rockets don't work in space? What about Pathfinder/Spirit/Opportunity/Curiosity are all fake?

The stupid is strong in this one!!

And NASA couldn't land on the moon with astronauts.
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2017, 05:07:42 PM »
They're actually on Venus.
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2017, 05:53:48 PM »
Fools! It's all just part of the matrix......

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2017, 08:45:13 AM »
Fools! It's all just part of the matrix......
No. We have no such degrees of freedom. It's only the determinant.

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2017, 07:07:26 PM »
I'm having trouble believing that even Jones would push something as idiotic as this. Poe's Law strikes again.

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2017, 12:49:17 PM »
I'm having trouble believing that even Jones would push something as idiotic as this. Poe's Law strikes again.

The more I listen to Jones, the more convinced I am that there's real illness there (schizophrenia or some other thought disorder).  I don't think he's faking it.  When he was ranting about seeing flies around Obama and Clinton, and how they were really demons from Hell...either he's the best actor since Olivier, or he's got problems

In his more lucid moments he realizes he can make the crazy pay, but...still crazy. 

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2017, 03:09:58 PM »
I don't know what to think of Jones. I don't know if he believes his crap, or if he knows his base will suck up whatever he dishes out, the crazier the better. He certainly has problems, but whether or not it's really mental illness or just a freaked up personality, I'm not prepared to speculate on.

He is, however, a douche bag, to use the technical term :)
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2017, 05:26:24 PM »
Wasn't there something when Jones had some type of legal action taken against him, and he claimed it was all just an act for entertainment purposes?

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2017, 05:53:06 AM »
Wasn't there something when Jones had some type of legal action taken against him, and he claimed it was all just an act for entertainment purposes?
Divorce court evidence.

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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2017, 11:13:44 AM »
Wasn't there something when Jones had some type of legal action taken against him, and he claimed it was all just an act for entertainment purposes?
Divorce court evidence.

http://time.com/4743025/alex-jones-infowars-divorce-donald-trump/
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2017, 11:42:45 AM »
His custody hearing made me feel extremely sorry for his children.
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Re: Jones claims NASA running child slavery ring - on Mars
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2017, 12:23:11 PM »
Just being around him would be a queasy feeling for me.
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