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Title: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: twik on May 10, 2018, 03:13:53 PM
This is kind of interesting, if only in a "what won't people believe?" sort of way. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/27/jk-rowling-doesnt-exist-conspiracy-theories-internet-cant-resist
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: molesworth on May 10, 2018, 04:14:30 PM
This is kind of interesting, if only in a "what won't people believe?" sort of way. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/27/jk-rowling-doesnt-exist-conspiracy-theories-internet-cant-resist
Well, I'm beginning to think I don't exist.  I'm pretty sure JKR does though...  ;D
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: LunarOrbit on May 10, 2018, 04:21:50 PM
We're all characters in a story written by JKR.
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: twik on May 10, 2018, 04:46:02 PM
We're all characters in a story written by JKR.

Then where is my flying broomstick, LunarOrbit? WHERE IS MY FLYING BROOMSTICK??!?
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: LunarOrbit on May 10, 2018, 04:54:08 PM
I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: molesworth on May 10, 2018, 05:06:15 PM
I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.
That made me literally laugh out loud!  :D
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: LunarOrbit on May 10, 2018, 05:10:53 PM
I had to look up the meaning of 'muggle' to make sure I was using it correctly. I've never read the books and I've only seen a few of the movies.
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: Al Johnston on May 10, 2018, 06:29:04 PM
We're all characters in a story written by JKR.

Could be worse: if the Author were George RR Martin we'd all have nothing but a messy and painful death to look forward to...
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: twik on May 11, 2018, 09:58:30 AM
I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.

Damn. I'm a Dursley?
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: gillianren on May 11, 2018, 12:17:37 PM
There are Muggles who aren't Dursleys.  We don't know anything bad about Hermione's parents, after all.  (I have read all the books, and honestly believe there should've been two Oscar nominations for acting for Deathly Hallows Part II.)
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: twik on May 11, 2018, 04:32:15 PM
All these years, and I just kept telling myself my Hogwarts invitation was lost in the mail...  :'(
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: molesworth on May 11, 2018, 06:11:03 PM
All these years, and I just kept telling myself my Hogwarts invitation was lost in the mail...  :'(
I blame modern house designs with no chimneys - how are you supposed to get your Hogwart's letter, or have Santa deliver your presents?  ::)
Title: Re: Perhaps everything doesn't exist? Guardian lists weirdest conspiracies
Post by: gillianren on May 11, 2018, 10:38:55 PM
There's an absolutely adorable sequence from Christmas Eve on Sesame Street wherein kids explain how they think Santa can deliver presents.  I'm definitely fond of the kid who says he uses his keys, and when asked what kind of keys responds with a cheerful, "Santa Claus keys!"