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Offline ka9q

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2015, 06:13:13 AM »
Ah so, Schiller. Too bad Beethoven didn't immortalize that one with a chorus.

Offline Al Johnston

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2015, 05:19:01 PM »
Good one, but I think I've heard it in English. Was the original in German?



From Asimov's use as title and part headings in The Gods Themselves? ;)
"Cheer up!" they said. "It could be worse!" they said.
So I did.
And it was.

Offline Tindarormkimcha

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2015, 12:51:33 PM »


Of course there are no space hoaxes.


There are no space hoaxes???

Are you for real??


Offline Trebor

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2015, 02:49:48 PM »


Of course there are no space hoaxes.


There are no space hoaxes???

Are you for real??

Try not to confuse your personal delusions with reality.

Offline bknight

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2015, 05:11:07 PM »


Of course there are no space hoaxes.


There are no space hoaxes???

Are you for real??

Try not to confuse your personal delusions with reality.
I'm sure that went way over his/her head.
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Offline Tindarormkimcha

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2015, 07:19:03 AM »


Of course there are no space hoaxes.


There are no space hoaxes???

Are you for real??

Try not to confuse your personal delusions with reality.


Only if you promise to do the same!


By the way, are you even aware that was a cheap Ad Hominem with no meaning from you?



Aren't you aware that nearly everything in this world is a hoax?

If so, then space missions will be included.


Simple eh?
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Offline bknight

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2015, 07:47:01 AM »
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Aren't you aware that nearly everything in this world is a hoax?

If so, then space missions will be included.


Simple eh?
Clearly delusional outlook.
Truth needs no defense.  Nobody can take those footsteps I made on the surface of the moon away from me.
Eugene Cernan

Offline Dalhousie

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2015, 11:32:36 PM »

Aren't you aware that nearly everything in this world is a hoax?

If so, then space missions will be included.


Simple eh?

Looks round.  Computer - yep, that's a hoax.  Ditto Sun, trees, the kitchen and the drive way. One of the magpies is, I think, genuine.  Reasonably confident about the rest of the house.   The other birds are a bit sluggish today, maybe they need new batteries.

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2015, 11:49:25 PM »

Aren't you aware that nearly everything in this world is a hoax?

If so, then space missions will be included.


Simple eh?

Looks round.  Computer - yep, that's a hoax.  Ditto Sun, trees, the kitchen and the drive way. One of the magpies is, I think, genuine.  Reasonably confident about the rest of the house.   The other birds are a bit sluggish today, maybe they need new batteries.
Don't be alarmed, but that Magpie that you thought was genuine is actually an NSA drone. Stay calm... it hasn't realized that you're aware of it... yet.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth.
I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Offline Dalhousie

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2015, 01:13:14 AM »

Aren't you aware that nearly everything in this world is a hoax?

If so, then space missions will be included.


Simple eh?

Looks round.  Computer - yep, that's a hoax.  Ditto Sun, trees, the kitchen and the drive way. One of the magpies is, I think, genuine.  Reasonably confident about the rest of the house.   The other birds are a bit sluggish today, maybe they need new batteries.
Don't be alarmed, but that Magpie that you thought was genuine is actually an NSA drone. Stay calm... it hasn't realized that you're aware of it... yet.

The cat got it, real blood and innards.  But maybe the cat is a drone?  Can I really trust tin foil to protect my brain, someone told me it wasn't tin....
« Last Edit: October 02, 2015, 01:15:06 AM by Dalhousie »

Offline Tedward

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2015, 02:14:34 AM »
You are OK with tin foil as long as the shiny side is out, dull side out and your mind is fried and invaded. The dull side is a special coating......


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Offline Dalhousie

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2015, 02:50:36 AM »
You are OK with tin foil as long as the shiny side is out, dull side out and your mind is fried and invaded. The dull side is a special coating......


wibble

That's good to know.  But what if you are a chatbot working for THEM?

Offline Tedward

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2015, 04:37:57 AM »
10 PRINT "Does not compute."
20 Goto to 1.










OK, I did a bit of basic for fun so that will get picked apart. But I am not a bot, my handler pays me in real money not oil.

Offline bknight

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2015, 07:50:44 AM »
10 PRINT "Does not compute."
20 Goto to 1.

OK, I did a bit of basic for fun so that will get picked apart. But I am not a bot, my handler pays me in real money not oil.

Syntax error, does not compute.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2015, 07:52:21 AM by bknight »
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Offline Tedward

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Re: ISS and China Spacewalk Hoax
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2015, 08:23:53 AM »
Hooray, I am not a bot.....


Used to spend ages copying something from a magazine into the trust Amtstrad only to have it all fall over and not have the slightest clue why. Tried to learn it but could never knuckle down to it.