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Off Topic => Other Conspiracy Theories => Topic started by: twik on May 10, 2018, 03:13:53 PM
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This is kind of interesting, if only in a "what won't people believe?" sort of way. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/27/jk-rowling-doesnt-exist-conspiracy-theories-internet-cant-resist
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This is kind of interesting, if only in a "what won't people believe?" sort of way. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/27/jk-rowling-doesnt-exist-conspiracy-theories-internet-cant-resist
Well, I'm beginning to think I don't exist. I'm pretty sure JKR does though... ;D
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We're all characters in a story written by JKR.
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We're all characters in a story written by JKR.
Then where is my flying broomstick, LunarOrbit? WHERE IS MY FLYING BROOMSTICK??!?
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I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.
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I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.
That made me literally laugh out loud! :D
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I had to look up the meaning of 'muggle' to make sure I was using it correctly. I've never read the books and I've only seen a few of the movies.
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We're all characters in a story written by JKR.
Could be worse: if the Author were George RR Martin we'd all have nothing but a messy and painful death to look forward to...
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I guess she wrote you as a Muggle.
Damn. I'm a Dursley?
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There are Muggles who aren't Dursleys. We don't know anything bad about Hermione's parents, after all. (I have read all the books, and honestly believe there should've been two Oscar nominations for acting for Deathly Hallows Part II.)
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All these years, and I just kept telling myself my Hogwarts invitation was lost in the mail... :'(
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All these years, and I just kept telling myself my Hogwarts invitation was lost in the mail... :'(
I blame modern house designs with no chimneys - how are you supposed to get your Hogwart's letter, or have Santa deliver your presents? ::)
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There's an absolutely adorable sequence from Christmas Eve on Sesame Street wherein kids explain how they think Santa can deliver presents. I'm definitely fond of the kid who says he uses his keys, and when asked what kind of keys responds with a cheerful, "Santa Claus keys!"